Title
A polonium-based food for happy dogs: a holistic approach
Author
Rcamplan
Category
Extra energetic food
Abstract
In the past couple of moths the Polonium become very popular as sushi ingredient.
Our kind of trivial experiments suggest an extensive use of Polonium in the dog diet. In fact our dog Gimpsy (see fig 1) is still alive without eat for 5 months.
fig 1. The dog Gimpsy after Polonium powered assumption
In the future work we present a way to avoid the killer instinct induced by the polonium. If we survive to Gimpsy, of course.
1 comment:
I believe that this paper has to be accepted, as it reports experimental results (see fig 1) which denotes it is an outstanding work for a Transaction on Generic Scientific Issue standards.
g
Post a Comment