T.G.S.I.o.B. : special issue - Invited Paper

Title

Heterogeneous, passive net-based mechanism for pigeon rejection and shit avoidance

Author

O. Mansion, Rcamplan

Category

Invited Paper

Abstract

With the rapid progress in bird net field in the last decade has been feasible the introduction of several bird anti-intrusion techniques. We present a new technique that allow to combine several net in one bigger, useful against the happy pigeons (see figure 1).

figure 1 - a typical happy pigeon

Experimental results

In figure figure 2 is presented the net details (if you are interested to build one for your balcony, call 555-pigeon-go-out (46cent./min, V.M. 18)).

figure 2. the net

In figure 3 is showed the experimental results.

Conclusion Works fine. Now we sleep better.

T.G.S.I.o.B. : special issue - submission #4

Title
A polonium-based food for happy dogs: a holistic approach

Author

Rcamplan

Category

Extra energetic food

Abstract

In the past couple of moths the Polonium become very popular as sushi ingredient.
Our kind of trivial experiments suggest an extensive use of Polonium in the dog diet. In fact our dog Gimpsy (see fig 1) is still alive without eat for 5 months.

fig 1. The dog Gimpsy after Polonium powered assumption

In the future work we present a way to avoid the killer instinct induced by the polonium. If we survive to Gimpsy, of course.

T.G.S.I.o.B. : special issue - submission #3

Authors:

Giacomo and the V Colonna

Abstract

In this work we propose a jointly -wavelet based- approach for estimating the blur present in single image of a dog eating his food.

The image blur is crucial in image processing, and both the food and the dog are relevant generic issues for every day life. All these three elements characterize our every day life.

The dog, in fact, is commonly assumed the human "best friend", while his food, but more generally speaking the food itself, is, as far as we know, essential for human beings survival.

In this work we consider jointly all these three aspects by a statistical markovian and marxistian/trotzkista approach to these new concepts and eventually we will focus also on some other interesting stuff that we will find during our experiments.
Up to now we do not have any clear idea on what will be going on.
Please, accept our paper

T.G.S.I.o.B. : special issue - submission #2

Title
Blind for the review

Author
MFX et al.

Category
Blind for the review

Abstract
Blind for the review

T.G.S.I.o.B. : special issue - submission #1

"A minimalist approach to the dog fooding problem"

Author
The Monchier et al.

Category
Low power solutions

Abstract
Well, make the dog starve. CVD

Special Issue: Call for paper

In the past decade the dog fooding problem become ever and ever important for lazy guys. A solution to manage this problem is far from a practical realization. In this special issue the authors are invited to provide solutions for one the most nasty problems ever.
We suggest 4 main topics:

• Low power solutions
  
• (dog diet or similar)
• Autonomous Systems
  
• (the dog become a forced wild creature)
• Extra energetic food
• (the dog eat once)
  
• Dog learning
• (the dog provide it self for the food)

The editors

Welcome

This is the first multi-something transaction that claims to provide facsimile-scientific proofs about some interesting stuff. Everybody is invited to send an abstract (the subject is not so important) that will be published in our TGSIOB.

P.S.

The other part could be send us at "babbo morto" (daddy dead, n.d.t.)